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Beeber

A deformed waste of carbon flesh which emits a high-pitched whine and spreads its influence to other wastes of carbon flesh.

"My God! It looks like that young lady has mange!" "Don't worry, that's just a beeber. It'll die in a few years from the drugs, anyhow."

by Darinus May 13, 2013

beeber

noun: a female who makes inappropriate cartoonish noises during sexual activities ie. the awoooooogaa horn, incorrect answer horn report, exaggerated whizzing takeoff, or fart mimic, or duck voice.

The girl I was with last night was beautiful but I don't know if I she was turned her on or not because she is a beeber.

by slimdread February 15, 2013

beeber

Noun: A lazy fuck that sleeps all day and smokes all night. Verb: To post up on a piece of comfortable furniture and pass out, usually covered in cheeto crumbs

Noun: Me: GODAMNIT BEEBER wake up already its 5 in the afternoon. Beeber: Is the bowl packed? Verb: Shit, don't beeber the pool table!

by Tomerica the Beautiful August 09, 2009

beeber

n. 1. generally a member of the science or information technology community, but may also include those marked by significant knowledge in a specific area of nerd culture; this group is also prone to wearing colored jeans and corduroys. 2. most importantly, these specialized nerds typically possess a physical or social impairment that is either the result of, or the cause of, their super nerd condition.

Normal 1: OMG.. Did you hear that beeber we just passed? Normal 2: WTF is a 'foobar'? Normal 1: I don't know, dude. Maybe it's the name of the planet where those tight brown highwater corduroys are cool.

by M0RNINGSTAR December 31, 2009

bustin beeber

a new form of sex were the male participant sings bad pop songs with an apple in his ass whale fucking a woman in her ear. then after eats 5 burritos from taco bell whale masturbating at said taco bell and reading from the bible

hey honey I want to do a bustin beeber tonight

Beebers

A pet name that a man named Bryan-Dylan calls his woman Brianna Z.

Bryan-Dylan: I love you Beebers Brianna Z: I love you Buttermilk Bry Dyl pickle. *Kiss kiss*

by Brianna Zeiger July 16, 2024

Ohio Gonk Gyatt Mega Ziggy Beeber Zesty Rizzlet

An Ohioan Gonk Rizzlet that is has an insatiable Gyatt, along with a Zesty side of Mega Ziggy Beeber.

Shawn, you're such an Ohio Gonk Gyatt Mega Ziggy Beeber Zesty Rizzlet.

by When the ziggy December 11, 2023