A fork of Rural Dictionary
To be dangerously intoxicated, often resulting in the loss of bodily functions and ability, such as the use of your legs or bladder. Geting blamoed may also make you excessivly aggresive and annoying.
'Did you see Frecklemancorkey lastnight?'
'No, what happend?'
'He got absolutly blamoed and started a fight with some chav'
'What happend?'
'He flying leg-dropped the chav in the head, off the stairs of the bar'
'nice'
communityesque messageboard dating back to the mid 1990s. originally a part of Smashing Pumpkins website "Siva," it has now morphed into an entity in and of itself. Many a friendships and even a couple of marriages have resulted from folks meeting on Blamo.
I couldn't sleep so I spent all of last night posting on Blamo.
a cringeworthy phrase often used by twitch streamers such as hasanabi
you just got hit by and ad break BLAMO!
A word used to describe an illiterate, often extremely clingy and stupid in general, individual.
"Have you heard about that kid that calls himself Butterpants and thinks it's cool?"
"Hahah yeah, he's lame. He's blamo."
Due to a misspelling of LMAO, this term is used as an exclamation of laughter. best when used in all caps.
Guy: How is it possible that I can fall down the steps AND lose my pants?
Other Guy: Wow, Seriously?! BLAMO!!
A definition used in Halo, usually said by a spazzy player who gets a shotgun kill, assassination, or perfect 'nade toss.