Country Dictionary

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Bammer

Redneck, toolish, uneducated, obnoxious Alabama football fan who has no connection to the University of Alabama, save that he/she lives within the border of the State of Alabama. Bammers tend to live in clusters and erect small shrines to Bear Bryant in their living quarters. Bammers liberally use the term "we" when describing the exploits of the University of Alabama footbal team.

Now that the University of Alabama's football program has won a few games, the Bammers grow more insufferable by the day.

by MacBayBay68 September 21, 2010

Bammer

Some bad weed to be smoked

i smokes some Bammer this morning

by Tha Great April 13, 2007

Bammer

Endearing term used to describe the fans of that redneck school in the northwestern Alabama town of Tuscaloser. Most Bammers tend to find it insulting, although most Bammer haters tend to find it fitting.

"Who's that toothless, inbred-looking guy over there?" "Meh, just some worthless Bammer. Give him a dollar so he can himself some booze."

by wardamneagle November 15, 2004

Bammer

(adj); origin-California; a word to describe a bad or non-succesful noun and action booty

Damn cuz, her body is kinda freaky, but her face is kinda bammer youknowwhatimsayin?

by Pkay April 27, 2006

Bammer

A bammer(s) is a sock(s) from the dryer with no match.

Honey our pile of bammers just keeps growing. Him)My socks look like this because I'm wearing two bammers. Her) Don't do that, or we'll continue to have bammers in every laundry load.

by Aquaman004 April 10, 2007

Bammer

A weapon that shoots bullets using prjectile force; a gun

Cock back my head like a hammer, my head is like a nickle platted bammer, spit 45 caliber grammer

by David Kinsman April 29, 2008

Bammer

a word used to insult someone.Instead of calling women a female dog or slut.This word can be used for a male or female.

Most of Stacys' friends at the yard are a bunch of bammers. You are being such a bammer. My ex-girlfriend Brittany is the biggest bammer i ever met!!!