A fork of Rural Dictionary
A male who works in a coffee shop. Male equivalent of Barista. They often seem to overcompensate by being overly friendly and acting like they are a personal friend of yours by referring to you as "dude" or "bro."
I went to the coffee shop to try to hit on that hot barista, but there was some barist-bro working instead! I just got cock-blocked by Starbucks!
A person who masturbates into your coffee when you ask for cream.
I hate my job, so to entertain myself I play Hungarian bariste
People who shame barbells for how long they are, how much they can hold, what they can do
Damn man, That guy has been complaining his barbell is only 6 feet long, I think he's kinda barist