A fork of Rural Dictionary
Beloit: A small county on the border of Wisconsin filled with a bunch of rich, snobby, ignorant people, where everyone has a Juul and swears they created just about every trend. Filled with a bunch of self-absorbed ugly teenage girls who swear they’re Instagram models, and f-boys who swear their penis is longer than 4 inches. A place you wouldn’t stay if you wanted to find a fun place to hang out with friends because there isn’t anything to do. Also a place filled with a bunch of petty people who can’t mibd their own business
I will never visit Beloit again.
Anything, everything, and nothing all at the same time.
Man1 : Dude did you see the giant Beloit on that chick? Man 2: Yeah dude I'd tap that. or Man1: Dude it smells like Beloit in here. Man 2 : Yeah you should really light a match next time. or Man 1: I got my Beloit all over that girls back. Man 2: Yeah you really super mand that ho.
1) The sound of crap splashing into a river. 2) A very poor, stagnant, small industrial town located centrally between Chicago, Milwaukee, Rockford IL, and Madison WI.
Ever seen green river water... I have, in Beloit. And it smells too.
A liberal arts college with the reputation of having ugly females with massive amounts of bodyhair. A gathering of the most unattractive women from across America. An adjective, meaning ugly, strange, bizzare, "unique."
God damn it, Beloit! That girl is so Beloit, I want to vomit.
The sound a turd makes when it hits the toilet water.
As the transatlantic cable slipped from my rectum and into the water, I distinctly heard the sound "beloit" rise from the toilet bowl.