Country Dictionary

The coolest guy in the world!

I wish i was Berto

A Berto is someone who enjoys and loves to eat cement. You can hear the crunch of a Berto from miles away.

"Did you see Berto bring cement for lunch again? He hasn't stopped crunching."

Penis,

Mate, Look At The Size Of My Berto

A berto is a person that smokes weed and takes children home instead of his wife

Oh im so high right now how about you little kid im glad i took you home and not my wife cause im a berto

Someone who looks like Bert from Sesame street and speaks Spanish.

EW LOOK A SMELLY BERTO! I went down to the taco place yesterday and saw a Berto.

The cutest silliest dude in this world. Also very sus and a gatekeeper.

Beto is sooo sus Berto is soooo cutee Berto is soooooo silly

A person with an over inflated sense of self-esteem There are secretly in the closet and are also constantly late showing up to places of employment and other important things Very unathletic as well. . Recently circa 2012, they are also the worst known drivers of cars in the Untied States.

J stop being such a Berto! You almost killed me driving to Coventry in your S10 truck. You are a horrible driver and are not sweet at things.