A fork of Rural Dictionary
Commonly accompanied by the chub and tuck, the act of being dummy thicc is to surpass being thick beyond reason. Only the thickest of people such as Thomas Di Pietro are honoured by the use of dummy thicc
Will: "DAAAAAM Tom, looking dummy thicc!"
A Gaggero is someone who takes massive bogs, if you're lucky, you might be sent some photos of his masterpiece.
"You are quite the Gaggero after that photo you sent me last night"
refers to one of the holiest of nights in Mittagong, NSW when the sight of a moon appeared inside the dorms at about 2AM. The moon lit up the room while making noises and filling it with its own special scent. The Moon will forver be a sacred memory
Person 1: Did you see The Moon last night? Person 2: Yes, it was sensational.
A bionic kangaroo appears often in regions outside of Canberra and often likes to run into the back of utes and can leave quite a mark
Person 1: "What happened to Big Red?" Person 2: "A Bionic Kangaroo, thats what"
A "sixth sense" that can be achieved to better the way you can play any game. However, it is only achievable through S.Berto.
S.Berto: "F*ck off c*nt, you have no game sense" Other: "Why must you always swear??"
A Berto is someone who enjoys and loves to eat cement. You can hear the crunch of a Berto from miles away.
"Did you see Berto bring cement for lunch again? He hasn't stopped crunching."
Someone who claps Maori cheeks especially one by the name of Will. He hides from his prey before laughing and clapping them till they weep in agony. Omekas are usually found in Hungry Jacks kitchens. If your wifi ever goes down they say it is due to an Omeka shatting all over the modem
"I'm scared Omeka will clap my cheeks again"