Country Dictionary

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Birdwatcher

Someone who is on Twitter but doesn't tweet. They just follow others.

I don't have anything to tweet, I'm just a birdwatcher.

by audreydds April 02, 2011

Birdwatcher

1. term used to describe the creepy man at the bar staring at girls everyone knows he cannot get. 2. a little pussy/bitch who thinks he is tough, but would act hurt if a scuffle ever broke out. 3. Prez as used by the dub p boys. Anthony, Ian, Chris and Dan

What a birdwatcher Peacock is. . . he stayed on the bench and "birdwatched" as we all fought.

by Soupy Campbell December 29, 2008

Birdwatching

Observing or watching a group of good looking females

Man, I was at the club birdwatching...

by Kenneth Carino April 07, 2005

birdwatcher

Term used to describe a person (focuser) who is cockeyed. One eyeball is focusing on person (focusee), while other eyeball is roaming the scenery. This usually makes focusee rather uncomfortable.

That news guy is a total birdwatcher. Is he looking at camera 1 or camera 2?

by gialei November 07, 2007

Birdwatching

To swallow a man's ejaculate. Think of the birds that visit San Juan Capistrano every year (hint: they are swallows).

Jay: Have you been with that girl at the club yet? Bob: Not yet. Does she birdwatch?

by Renee November 12, 2003

birdwatching

BBBJTC and she swallows.

Does she do birdwatching?

by HeavyPooner April 29, 2005

birdwatcher

poe-poe who follows a person everywhere secretly but the suspect knows it.so there called birdwatchers

"federallees on my tale,callem' birdwatchers". young jeezy

by jeremy green June 01, 2007