Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Birdwatching

Observing or watching a group of good looking females

Man, I was at the club birdwatching...

by Kenneth Carino April 07, 2005

birdwatcher

Term used to describe a person (focuser) who is cockeyed. One eyeball is focusing on person (focusee), while other eyeball is roaming the scenery. This usually makes focusee rather uncomfortable.

That news guy is a total birdwatcher. Is he looking at camera 1 or camera 2?

by gialei November 07, 2007

Birdwatching

To swallow a man's ejaculate. Think of the birds that visit San Juan Capistrano every year (hint: they are swallows).

Jay: Have you been with that girl at the club yet? Bob: Not yet. Does she birdwatch?

by Renee November 12, 2003

birdwatching

BBBJTC and she swallows.

Does she do birdwatching?

by HeavyPooner April 29, 2005

birdwatcher

poe-poe who follows a person everywhere secretly but the suspect knows it.so there called birdwatchers

"federallees on my tale,callem' birdwatchers". young jeezy

by jeremy green June 01, 2007

Birdwatcher

Someone who is on Twitter but doesn't tweet. They just follow others.

I don't have anything to tweet, I'm just a birdwatcher.

by audreydds April 02, 2011

Birdwatcher

1. term used to describe the creepy man at the bar staring at girls everyone knows he cannot get. 2. a little pussy/bitch who thinks he is tough, but would act hurt if a scuffle ever broke out. 3. Prez as used by the dub p boys. Anthony, Ian, Chris and Dan

What a birdwatcher Peacock is. . . he stayed on the bench and "birdwatched" as we all fought.

by Soupy Campbell December 29, 2008