A fork of Rural Dictionary
Term used by doctors in Western Connecticut for a patient of a self inflicted flare-gun wound
HES GOT A FLARE GUN! HIT THE DECK, ITS BIRTWELL
someone who eats large amounts of low price, low quality foods.
"My word, you are looking like a bit of a Birtwell"
"I am really hungry, I might do a Birtwell and go to the vending machine"