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Blackbelt

If something is very awesome, as amazing as it could possibly be and at times surpassing expectation

Iron Man was blackbelt! Saw these two chicks fighting and one ripped the others top off. It was totally blackbelt.

by Loudnessbomb August 16, 2010

blackbelt

the act of cumming on a belt, letting it get moldy then slapping a slut across the tits multiple times with the moldy cum belt leaving a black strap across her bleeding tits

ie. i so gave your mom the blackbelt last night ie. i got the blackbelt last night and it was glorious

by jacob fields December 08, 2008

blackbelt

The achievement of fucking your first black chick.

Shiela: Are you telling me you've actually had sex with a black woman before? Ray: Oh yeah, I got my blackbelt back in '72.

by BisonMemorabilia January 09, 2013

blackbelt

Lame attempt at making a joke. Not really a blackbelt in the karate sense but a way of resisting bullies or attempts to harm someone.

Chris: "I can take you" Peter: "Dude, you don't want to mess with me, I"m a blackbelt." Such a lame joke, but oh so funny!

by Sir Lance to you! October 06, 2009

Blackbelt mill

n (plural Blackbelt mills) 1. Corrupt martial arts dojo: a martial arts school that is run by a fraudulent instructor with dubious skill and shady business ethics; hands out blackbelts like they were free samples at a costco.

Dude, I just beat up this black belt the other day...I must have some mad fighting skillz.. Nah, dude you suck...the kid probably got his belt from a Blackbelt mill...probably got it after two months of training, and his instructor doesnt even know martial arts cus hes a corrupt peice of shit.....so congratulations....

by Nemes1sRed February 01, 2010

BA blackbelt

The act of being the best at something at a given time. Used for defining extreme rappage. Generaly used when one is playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

person1: "Dude im 35 and 10" person2: "Whoa your a BA blackbelt"

by The Original BA blackbelt April 13, 2010

twat blackbelt

having a blackbelt in the art of being a twat

ben has a blackbelt in twat, hes got a twat blackbelt

by tomooo184 November 11, 2010