A fork of Rural Dictionary
Sloppy fat person; a slob or grossly overweight individual
He needs to lose weight; he’s become a total blarch.
To be blarched is to be high, usually on marijuana. To be stoned, blazed, and completely fucked up. The state of euphoria one feels after smoking joints, fat-ass blunts, or toking bongs.
Man we were in drivers ed class and this kid came in blarched out of his mind.
Yo man that kid is soooo blarched take a look at his eyes!!
Blarch was an exclamation originally used in Ancient China, in the provinces near present-day Shanghai. It was used most often when one burned one's tongue and distorted natural pronounciation habits.
Lao Gao took a sip of the soup and unexpectedly screamed "blarch!"
Adjective. To show disgust and negativity.
It could also imply frustration.
Ew, blarch! That’s so disgusting!!