Country Dictionary

To Blitz, is to freeze. One might use this term to describe the weather.

Rosie: "Mate, its blitzing!!".
Becky: "Not even chapping?!"

When two or more people are engaged in an arguement or a fight.

"Yo man, a couple of fools are blitzing down by the park. Ya wanna see?"

A situation in any multiplayer game where two or more players attack another player at the same time, thereby either leaving another player or players on their own, or by having all players attcking a single player at one time. This is only in a blatant situation; being hit by two people while in a mob isn't being blitzed.

"Dude, let's go blitz Carson. He has the most hitpoints left."
"Guys, no blitzing! Its every man for himself!"

Of being high or wasted to the extreme.

Dude man you've been smokin' too much your blitzed

An adjective, used when one is heavily under the influence, most often alcohol or marijuana.

"We were absolutely blitzed after finishing off that case of beer."

The Blitz referes to the Season 5 of How I Met Your Mother, when one person leaves the group for any period of time and something amazing happens. You can pass on the Blitz from being part of the group when somthing amazing does happen, but another person from the group had to leave between 2-30 minutes prior to that amazing thing happening.

Jamie: Barney! where did you go you missed it!

Luke: Missed what?!

Adam: That awesome beerpong shot!
(Prior Blitz)Aaron: yea and i was there!

Luke: Awwww man!!

(Luke becomes the blitz)

Simultaneously drunk and high, to the point of incoherency

God DAMN Dan just had 5 joints and ten shots of tequila... that's one blitzed motherfucker