Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Blowjob

Its when a boy is payed to do a job for his parentx or lovely neighbors. And he blows the leafs off of their drive way.

oh timmy ill pay you $5 so give our driveway a blowjob

by timmehG April 28, 2009

Blowjob

When A guy's penis is licked and sucked by someone else's tongue and mouth

Kiersten : O wow last night I gave Jake A Blowjob that lasted 2 hours I made him cum so much I had to grab a bucket! Kaylee : That's nice! Kiersten : I just love giving Blowjob's to Jake having his cock in my mouth is so amazing it's like eating a big juicy brat! Kaylee : Keep it down we are in public! Kiersten : What's your problem just cause you don't have a guy's dick to blow don' t mean you have to get all pissy with me! Kaylee : Kiersten Please! We are at Wal Mart we can talk about Blowjob's later! Kiersten : No we will talk about them now, you know what Kaylee you need a man in your life so you can suck some cock too! Wal Mart Associate : Can I help you girls find something today? Kiersten : Yes you can my friend Kaylee needs a man so she can give him a Blowjob and experience what it's like to have a big juicy cock in her mouth and cum running out! Wal Mart Associate : Oh! Oh! Jesus ! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Kiersten : O wow I made the Wal Mart worker cream his pant's! Kaylee : Damn't Kiersten I will never go to Wal Mart with you again! Kiersten : That's fine we can talk about Blowjobs at Target!

by SlopNChop December 31, 2017

Blowjob

Phrase for a promotion from your job.

Sir, can I get a blowjob?

by Wraith ShadowSun November 17, 2020

Blowjob

When A mouth wraps around a dick and sucks!

Chad : That little bitch Kiersten cheated on me last night well I paid her back and gave Jim A Blowjob! Craig : Chad I thought you were married? Chad : Well you know how Jim likes Blowjobs! Craig : Dude your sick!

by SlopNChop November 09, 2016

Blowjob

Why would you need to look this up? Have you been living under a rock!?

What's a blowjob?

by some white millenial January 16, 2018

Blowjob

When a person puts their mouth around a mans penis and bobs their head up and down the penis.

I gave Ronan a blowjob last night, he loved it so much that he face-fucked me!

by Female October 22, 2017

Blowjob

When a guy get's his dick sucked on by another person's mouth

Kiersten : Jake likes to caress my hair when I'm giving him a Blowjob! Kaylee : So Kiersten : So a man likes to feel relaxed when his dick is sucked on! DUH! Steve : Yeah I like to fondle Chad's balls when I'm giving him a Blowjob! Kiersten : So does that make him feel relaxed? Steve : No not really but it makes him cum a lot and I really like cum! Kiersten : You are so selfish! Kaylee : And disgusting! You are so disgusting! Steve : Oh Kaylee your just jealous cause you don't have a man to give Blowjob's too like me and Kiersten do! Kaylee : Oh Go Suck Yourself!

by SlopNChop February 21, 2018