Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Blownshift

A handsome man who had anal sex with the moms of the creators of urbandictionary.com who paid him 2 cents on a dare to do it.

Oh man, I can't believe you pulled a blownshift. (nailed ugly moms on a dare)

by Willie (The Negro) 's Mom August 21, 2009

Blownshift

Bipolar. Insane in the membrane. Not right. Dim-witted. Imbecile.

See also: retarded, special, dumb, brandon.

Special Ed and Blownshift are brothers.

by Brandon February 26, 2004

Blownshift

A man who has contacted his lawyer to file a lawsuit against the owners of urbandictionary.com for using his copyrighted name in a non-cool way.

King. Winner. Ruler.

by Willie February 16, 2005