A fork of Rural Dictionary
The disgusting sudden explosion of blood that comes out of the vagina when youre on your period and you laugh/sneeze/cough.
Beth: "Yea so I totally just got my period today. Gross right?"
Anna: "Yuck girl."
Beth: *sneeze*
Beth: "Oh god... I umm... Need the bathroom..."
Anna: "Oh my god you just blurped didn't you???"
Blurpt:
1. When the cops hit the sirens.
2. When you get in trouble with an authority figure.
_props to Hyphy from the hip hop forums.com_
this is the previous definition:
The act of simultaneously burping and vomiting - usually projectile style
which is not very hip hop to do while driving your ride.
I got the Blurps.................when the ooooo be on ya hit the gas.