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Boggles

A form of tea-bagging where you set your testicles on the bridge of someone's nose so they fall into the eye sockets. A set of ball-goggles = boggles.

I totally boggled you when you were passed out. Boggles the mind

by PJT Cyclone February 14, 2014

Boggles

The act of placing a man's ball sack over someones eyes.

While she slept, I joyously gave her a warm, fuzzy pair of boggles.

by Boggle Master January 02, 2009

Boggles

A consistently developing mental and visual condition that allows ugly girls to look progressively better as a man spends an extended period of time in the Greater Boston Area. This illness typically results in copious amounts of awkward mornings and regrettable encounters.

"Aw man did you see that beat chick Nick hooked up with last night?" "Yeah man, he said she was a 7." "No way dude, the boggles are totally taking effect, she's a 3 at best"

by Wescrates April 25, 2008

boggled

when u have a lot of shit going through your head (Levi)

Levi boggled my mind when he wouldn't stop trippin.

by Stephani & Tristan July 26, 2004

boggle

a fabulous game involving cube like things and an hour glass and a plastic grid. the point is to find words. i often find fine words such as tie.

"yesterday i was killed by an animatronic banana; it pelted my cerebellum with boggle letter cubes"

by irene fitzgerald January 02, 2006

boggle

confused, doesn't make sense, not understanding

What she did boggles my mind.

by Dont Know September 02, 2004

Boggling

Boggling is the seemingly dyslexic result of an attempt at blogging. Generally speaking it is a blog which is: poorly thought out, devoid of critical thought, replete with grammatical errors and absent any meaningful, referenced facts.

Person 1: I just read what I thought might be an interesting blog, but boy was I wrong. Person 2: What was wrong with it? Person 1: Well, the topic was confusing at best, and the facts didn't support what little was understandable, and the conclusion had zero to do with the facts or the topic. To top it off, it read like it was written by someone on their phone riding down a gravel road. The level of stupidity was mind boggling. Person 2: Ah, then I suppose the author was boggling instead of blogging.

by Tannasgh June 29, 2016