Country Dictionary

A penis that is in a state of erection

It is the man's obligation to put his boneration in a women's separation. This sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

when a guy sees something he finds sexually stimulating and makes his penis become hard and he wants to fuck whatever it is

Jack: Yo you got a boner dude! John: I know. That watermelon over there is pretty sexy Jack: ...

You penis's version of a thumbs up.

*3 very sexy girls in one room* Mark:My boner is telling me that all of them are a good choice.

a reply to just about any statement for humor or to loosen up an intense situation.

1.bob: I drunk coffee this morning chuck: with a boner 2.tanner: I swear I am about to punch you in the face random guy in the background: with a boner tanner: (chuckles)...never mind

A boner is a long, pointy joystick that guys can get while feeling aroused.

Tim saw Kayla’s boobs , *ding*! That’s right,,,, he has a boner

Worst thing to get during school

Ah shit I got a boner *class sees it* fuck I'm screwed.

What occurs when blood rushes to the penis, causing it to stick up. it is also possibly the worst thing to get before a school presentation.

While I was in a school play, I got a boner.