A fork of Rural Dictionary
Bongus is an adjective that means bad, that’s all! But saying “bongus” is so much better than saying “bad.”
Ugh, I have no time to complete this assignment- this is so bongus! I ordered chicken tenders, but they were out- how bongus!
A goofy goober. A delinquent ne'er-do-well. Someone who engages in playful tomfoolery
"Tom is such a goofball' "Yeah he's such a bongus"
A person who is smaller than Chandra Bahadur Dangi himself, but has the anger level of Peridot from Steven Universe. This type of person would snap rulers because they got a lower score than their best friend on a minor exam. They are also commonly diagnosed with a superiority complex. common synonyms for bongus include: Shenan, Shenan Fernando, Shenan the little one
Shenan is the most bongus person in the world.
bingus’ counterpart, a creature also capable of mass destruction and murder when met with bingus, they could easily take down the entire human race and take over the entire universe
bob: “hey, did you see that bingus and bongus were on a spa date?” jimmy: “we’re gonna die, bob.”