A fork of Rural Dictionary
bingus’ counterpart, a creature also capable of mass destruction and murder when met with bingus, they could easily take down the entire human race and take over the entire universe
bob: “hey, did you see that bingus and bongus were on a spa date?” jimmy: “we’re gonna die, bob.”
Fungus that grows in your bong.
Dude, when was the last time you changed your bong water! You've got bongus growing in here!
Bongus is an adjective that means bad, that’s all! But saying “bongus” is so much better than saying “bad.”
Ugh, I have no time to complete this assignment- this is so bongus! I ordered chicken tenders, but they were out- how bongus!
A goofy goober. A delinquent ne'er-do-well. Someone who engages in playful tomfoolery
"Tom is such a goofball' "Yeah he's such a bongus"