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Bongwater

A title reserved for a stoner of legendary proportions. Requires at one point in time accidentally drinking bongwater out of something other than a bong. This stoner is adept in the art of rolling, but prefers a water filtered device. Akin to the title of grandmaster in martial arts.

I saw bongwater james take a bong rip, I've never seen anything like it.

by Dr. Plumbus Fleeb June 05, 2019

Bongwater

Sludgy, black diarhreah.

After eating jelly beans all day my toiletwater looked like old bongwater.

by BigBongStudly September 04, 2009

Bongwater

What happens when there's leftover genetic material in the genepool. Or what happens when teenagers didn't listen in Sex Ed when a picture of a strange baby was show with a caption that said "This could happen to you!"

Don't be such a Bongwater
Bongwater is at it again.
What the GAC did Bongwater say?

by Dsmevolution August 02, 2006

bongwater

the water inside a bong used to cool the smoke before it is inhaled. Should be changed after every bong session or it gets really nasty

Hey man, you just spilled bongwater all over my couch, that shit reeks. I think you douched the bowl too you mo-ron.

by Spanky McSpunk April 15, 2003

rusty bongwater

What you get when you use a metal bong.

The myth, the man, the legend.
My dixie wrecked.

Rusty Bongwater - may your eyes be red and your budz green.

by Rustybongwater April 15, 2021

Bongwater Margarita

A Bongwater Margarita is when you pull so hard that water covers the rim (mouth piece) of the bong, similar to salt on the rim of a Margarita.

Ty: damn this is like a Bongwater Margarita...
Riley: did you get it all over the rim?
Ty: yeah and it was nasty as fuck

by birthdayriley May 11, 2014

bongwater baby

A baby conceived while the parents were excessively toked through use of a binger.

Damnn dras... that right there is the work of a bongwater baby.
or in real-time..
Don't throw the baby out with the bong water.

by rux September 12, 2014