Country Dictionary

(n.) one who is extremely stupid, a moron, a brainless jerk.

(adj.) to add an extreme to stupidity, such as "bothing idiot"; to be extremely stupid or moronic.

(n.) Those jocks over there a bothings.

(adj.)Harrison Callaghan is such a bothing jerk.

When you vomit and have diarrhea simultaneously, most likely caused by food poisoning ; the 5000% most nightmarish thing that can happen to a human being.

Dining at Chipotle is straight risky business; you'll most likely end up in the bathroom bothing all over and inside the toilette and trashcan.

Bluffing + Nothing = Bothing
When your pissed but you say that you’re okay.

Sammy Bear: Are you ok with me hanging out with Flare??
Llama: ....
Sammy Bear: Whats wrong??
Llama: Bothing.

Masturbating with both of your hands

Marn: i saw a porn star bothing on this girl
Finn: I saw that too

Bothing is when you smilutaniously smoke the chronic & drink booze, either in the comfort of your own home or in a Dam coffee shop.

I'm fucked coz i've been bothing.

The wonderful state of being high and drunk simultaneously. After you try both, there's no other way to be.

This party won't be fun unless I'm utterly annihilated. Time to get both.

The state of being intoxicated by both marijuana and alcohol in such a way that one's reality is possibly spinning, nausea may set in, munchies may set in, and one may simply pass out.

Damn I'm so bothed right now I need to go lay down dude.