A fork of Rural Dictionary
someone who is rather large in bodily proportion. They would have little trouble in kicking some anus !
'That bluddy woman at the customs in Canada was a right bruiser, did u see the fucking size of her !!'
-A big bodied woman that look like she can kick your ass and is a pro catfisher.
-A big ass catfish caught by an angler/fisherman
-Bruuuh you see Adrian snag that bruiser last night? He finna deny it.
-Bruh caught the biggest bruiser in the canal last night on chicken livers.
A little known but amazing book by Neal Shusterman, a highly recommended author. Neal Shusterman also wrote the Skinjacker Trilogy (Everlost, Everfound, and Everwild) Unwind, along with several other science fiction/fantasy novels. All are very well written with amazing plots and lovable characters.
Bruiser and Unwind are two of my all-time favorite books. If you haven't read them....You need to.
"Dude, I just finished Bruiser, and I teared up."
"I know you you feel man. Thats a great book."
A very unattractive woman. Often associated with large size or a prehistoric quality.
This nasty girl at the bar, I tell ya she was a real bruiser, went home with my roommate.
a baby who is (a) big and fat when he/she is born and/or (b) gave his/her mother a lot of kicks and squirms during the pregnancy.
New Mom's Friend: Wow, look at that baby! He's huge! And he is downing that bottle like he is 10 months old.
New Mom: I know, but he's only 3 weeks old. He just takes after his dad and me since we're both tall. Little Bruiser. He's a hungry thing! And we was too big to fit in my belly for the last 2 months of me carrying him. He was always squirming around and kicking me hard.