A fork of Rural Dictionary
An extremely funny thing to do during sex.
1.Start banging a girl in the ass.
2.Make sure to get a good grip.
3.Lean forward and whisper into her ear:"I have AIDS."
4.Hold on for as long as you can.
The only way it can go wrong is if she turns around and says:"So do I."
heheh
Tom:Okay, what'd you get on the bullride last night?
Rick: Thirteen seconds.
Tom:Haha, I got eighteen. Pay up.
When a woman is riding a man in the cowgirl position, she reaches around her back and smacks the unsuspecting victim in his balls. The man then proceeds to buck like an angry bull. If the woman can hang on for 8 seconds, this is considered a full ride.
"So my girlfriend is going to town on me last night cowgirl style and pulls a Bullrider. She didn't make the full 8 seconds so I Donkey Punched her in the grill"
When a friend follows your lie without provocation.
Joffery: Hey Sebastian, great work with the bullriding back there. Harriet was really getting on my case about Leia's party last night.
A person who lives on bullshit, or is considered 'full of bullshit'.
She lied to me again! She is such a bullrider!
While having sex with a girl doggy-style, use one of your hands, and grab on to the opposite boob (left hand right boob, right hand left boob). Then, whisper in her ear, "Your sister likes it this way," and try to hang on for 10 seconds.
Man, I almost did a backseat bullride on my gf last night, I hung on for 9 seconds!