A fork of Rural Dictionary
Not just a word, but a way of life.
Dude I'm totally going to cockpunch that guido in the Ed Hardy ensemble.
A closed fist hitting of the male genitalia, meant to evoke surprise and/or pain.
Dave Haldane was not prepared for the extreme cockpunching he would receive for not giving Rachel a part in school's production of the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
The name of a hardcore band, and the action of punching somebody in the dick.
puncher: hey dude, guess what? victim: what the fuck do you want, puncher? puncher: alright I want you to look up real quick victim: okay puncher: COCKPUNCH! hahahahaha bitch!
A punch in the groinal area, not to be mistaken for a beverage, especially not chicken soup.
When asked if he needed a good cockpunch, President Bush replied, "No thanks, I'm not thirsty right now."
A punch which is administered in or around someone's genital region, groin area or crotch, et cetera, et cetera.
Reporter: "Jimmy, HOW do you feel about 'My Five Uncles', the show which has replaced your old one, 'Just The Five Of Us'?" Jimmy: "What do you think, dumbass!? That show sucks my ass!" Reporter: OK, moving on, how would you reply to the accusations that you were cancelled from your role because you still look 12 years old?" Jimmy: "HOW many times have I got to say this!? I'm NOT a kid, I'm 51! Take this, you liberal-media-bastard! I'm gonna cockpunch you!"