Country Dictionary

Not just a word, but a way of life.

Dude I'm totally going to cockpunch that guido in the Ed Hardy ensemble.

Semen, ejaculate, nut, sperm, jism.

"Last night, Lisa blew me and drank my cockpunch."

a punch to someones groin area

Bill drank Tom's last beer, so Tom gave him a cockpunch

A closed fist hitting of the male genitalia, meant to evoke surprise and/or pain.

Dave Haldane was not prepared for the extreme cockpunching he would receive for not giving Rachel a part in school's production of the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

The name of a hardcore band, and the action of punching somebody in the dick.

puncher: hey dude, guess what? victim: what the fuck do you want, puncher? puncher: alright I want you to look up real quick victim: okay puncher: COCKPUNCH! hahahahaha bitch!

A blow struck by a penis (typically in the face), usually in connection to the act of fellatio.

Last night when Debbie was about to suck me, she missed, and got cockpunched instead and ended up with a fat lip.

A punch in the groinal area, not to be mistaken for a beverage, especially not chicken soup.

When asked if he needed a good cockpunch, President Bush replied, "No thanks, I'm not thirsty right now."