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Capel

Capel is a halfway point between Busselton and Bunbury , there is lots of criminals that'd steal your broken thong if its all they see. More needles than Ben cousins but with less police presence . you can go fishing but can only catch Redfin which is a sewer bred looking motherfucker of a fish that may as well have three eyes. Don't expect decent takeaway (unless its drugs )or stores or actually anything decent at all. More mongrels than a pound to be honest.

My car broke down In Capel and now I have 1 thong , a drug habit and AIDS. I love that place!

by South West Memes April 26, 2017

capelle

A Private Orchestra - or Band - of a Prince. Coined by a Soldier of Fortune - in the 3 seconds he wasn't Looking in The Mirror. He was to learn one of life's toughest lessons: Money makes you So Lonely. Capelle: A former village in the Dutch province of North Brabent. One of Australia's largest accessories businesses specialising in handbags & sweatbands. Capellmeister: The musical director in a royal chapel.

Capelle Presents - Burn the Witch Rock/Breakbeat/Electroacoustic www.myspace.com

by Helen Melon3 March 26, 2008

capel

The act of pissing in a ziplock bag, sealing it, climbing at least two stories high, and dropping it below onto the ground or unexpecting people.

Yo Nick, you wanna go capel? Yeah man, that's always a good time!

by Fread August 14, 2006

capel

The act of pissing in a ziplock bag, sealing it, climbing up at least two flights, and droping the bag of piss onto the ground (or people below).

Let's go capel Nick! Ok, that's always a good time!

by Fread August 14, 2006

Sprang-Capelle

A Sprang-Capelle is a fake ass gangster who thinks he's a true Capone, but instead is a Sprang-Capelle loser who cannot even get the surname right. They are usually total faggots and pedophiles and crazy because of all the drug-filled orgies they participate in. Typically of Italian or white descent, they are reliving the glory days of the mob that they never participated in.

Paul: "Hey Tone, how ya doin'? You heard o' Jackie?" Tone: "Jackie who?" Paul: "Jackie ehh, you know! Jackie *whistles*." Tone: "Ohh yeah that Jackie. Why didn't you say you meant Jackie Sprang-Capelle. He's in prison ain't he? For kiddy fiddlin'?" Paul: "Yeah that's right, badabing badaboop, the fucker is in the coop."

by AlCrispyCaponeCabron October 15, 2023

Capel St Mary

A quite big village outside of Ipswich, in Suffolk. It has 3 churchs, a co-ops, bakery, lucky star, hairdressers, greengrocers, news agents, a library and a school.

Capel st Mary is an amazing village That is so Capel St Maryish

by Ally Bally28 March 20, 2011