A fork of Rural Dictionary
What a guy says to a naive or dumb bitch to get in her pants
What a guy says to a naive or dumb bitch to get in her pants
grrl: Do you care about me?
guy: Of course I care about you, now shut up and bend over.(they proceed to fuck)
A state that doesn't matter at all, like Illinois.
Cody, "Hey man want to go to Illinois?"
Normal Person, "Hell no man, that's a State Nobody Cares About."
Oh, so you found me....Right..? I mean - you’ve never met me, and neither have you, so... Should we be friends? That’d be a great Idea.....Right...?...Or you and me could..go on a walk and talk to eachother....Anyway, I want you to go look at wholesome memes, and look at this tomorrow to see how great you feel :)
See you!
Hey...You doing alright?
Not really...
What happened?
Nobody cares about me..
NOCAYB (acronym for "No One Cares About Your Boner") is shorthand reminders of one of the true maxims of a polite interaction online: nobody cares about your boner. Typically deployed in situations where a party has unnecessarily brought up the attractiveness of a celebrity, or sexualized something or someone to an uncomfortable extent, bringing an unfortunate halt to normal, non-perverted conversation.
Dude 1: "Yo, man, that Anne Hathaway is a great actress."
Dude 2: "Yes, she is! She also has really nice feet. I want her to crush my balls like wine grapes."
Dude 1: "...Um, NOCAYB (No One Cares About Your Boner), Dude 2."
A statement normally said by bri'ish sounding james'
"i dont care about money" - james
stfu no cares about the meaning of your names On Snapchat
A fancy way of saying "I'm right and you're wrong" popularised by our supreme leader Ben Shapiro
Bel Shantiro- "facts don't care about your feelings"
*reality collapses because it can't handle such an intelligent, heartfelt, irrefutable and well argued point*
Bem Shaliro- "another liberal owned"