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Cartographer

Noun: One who works on Veep Avenue. Technically, a cartographer is one whose trade is the production of maps. As of the Calendar year 2013, this definition has come to encompass one who is a genius in creating programming/interaction between two or more applications.

Shara Wessel is one hell of a Cartographer! She loves to map!

by AGDIC July 10, 2014

Cartographer

acts like a god by naming places, stealing land, putting borders, etc. Cartographers like to act innocent by saying that the mapping is just for exploration and pure science, while the true intention of their financiers is to take your land. It is an evil profession. Do not trust them.

"James Cook FRS (7 November 1728 – 14 February 1779) was a British explorer, navigator, cartographer, and captain in the British Royal Navy, famous for his three voyages between 1768 and 1779 in the Pacific Ocean and to New Zealand and Australia in particular." - Wikipedia

by mapmakerdavid May 23, 2022

Cartographer

Slang for pedophile or groomer, derived from the MAP (Minor Attracted Person) acronym which is used by pedophiles in an attempt to normalize pedophilia.

person 1: What do we do with cartographers? person2: Woodchipper

by pipeman88 June 14, 2023

cartographer

In-game press back and enter these code Chicken Mode-xxyab Mega Noggin-axbya Slow Mo Mode-yybxa Helium Mode-xaybx Two Dimensional Mode Two Dimensional Mode: Press Back then B, A, X, Y, A. God Mode. Press Back then X X A B A

Up Down Left Right A and Start together.

by Ashley Johnson October 28, 2003

Cartographically Challenged

Anyone who cannot read a map.

My mother-in-law is always getting lost because she is cartographically challenged. Even though I sent her a map, my daughter was late to the restaurant; she is cartographically challenged.

by Moishe Tannenbaum January 07, 2012

Anal Cartographers

People who map the layout and notable features of rectums.

Oprah: I had one hell of a night last night. These anal cartographers kept me up all night. Dr. Phil: Well at least they didn't write "Here be dragons" on your map...

by PolarKingBear January 02, 2010

Anal Cartographer

N. One who works aboard the ship of an Ass Navigator and maps the neatherworld that is the anal sphincter.

"Ahoy, Jim! Chart that cove you magnificent anal cartographer!"

by GrizzlyClaw January 31, 2006