A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a man wears a pair of tighty whities for so long that his pubes start growing through them.
Shit dude, feels like I got a chia pet growin down there
another word for pussy,vagina,vajj
"is your chia pet shaved"
"ill fuck you right in the chia pet"
They're clay shapes that you put seeds on & water the open space inside & then it grows like hair. There's many different shapes & so fun!
My Chia Pet grew really well. What a cute idea & fad!
A small useless animal used primarily by real men as bait while hunting for crocodiles and fending off hordes of demons.
Used often by gay men as pets, who care and feed them, and occasionally have sex with them.
Homosexual: I have a chia pet
Lumberjack: fuck you *cleaves homo in two*
The large ball of hair you pull out of the shower drain after a couple days.
Wife: Honey, the drain is clogged again!
Hudband: Damnit, that's because you clogged it with your chia pet again.