A fork of Rural Dictionary
Probably the biggest health myth propagated by the pharmaceutical industry. The body needs both kinds of cholesterol. There is no such thing as "bad" or "good" cholesterol. The study that was done to test cholesterol as a heart disease contributor was flawed. They tested RABBITS (A VEGETARIAN) and a FOX (A CARNIVORE). Humans are omnivores. Just read your information in books and on the internet. Statins lower your risk for heart disease, but increases other major factors for deaths of other causes.
Pharmaceutical Industry Mark: Cholesterol is a bad thing, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Doctors in training: Yes, I agree with that. Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah.
“hey can i get some cholesterol”
“no timmy, i’m your mother”
Stationary masses of persons who, either voluntarily or involuntarily block passage of others in a confined space such as aisles, hallways, staircases etc.
IE:"This human cholesterol is frustrating."
IE: "The stairs have human cholesterol, take the elevator."
The unwanted build-up of people standing/mingling in hallways of schools, offices, and public places that causes restriction of the flow of people.
"Sorry I was late Mr. Turnbaum, I got caught up behind some Hallway Cholesterol."
"Due to the amount of hallway cholesterol at my school, I have been late to class every day this week."
A fast-food restaurant, such as McDonald's or Burger King, serving only fatty foods.
Last night I ate a triple cheeseburger at Bimbo's. That place is cholesterol city!
Something a dying wise old man would say before he perishes.
Son before I leave this life for good I want you to always keep these words in your hear "Cholesterol To The Banana".