A fork of Rural Dictionary
A combination of a munchkin and a chump. One who always says "I will do it later". They contribute nothing to society. They are often seen lounging on a couch or bean bag with a bag of Cheetos. His goal in life is to drop out of school and smoke pot all day, although this is just a "threat" as he is too much of a pussy to actually do it. He also has his own language called "chumpkinese" which may sound similar to jibberish. Think "Don Vito"esqe.
Beware of the Chumpkins
An almost instantly recognisable, but previously undefined/unclassified native of modern Britain.
A post Millenium cutural phenomenon that occurs when natural and manmade habitats intersect.
A Chumpkin©® is in its basest form an unfortunate hybrid of Chav and Country Bumpkin, rarely seen outside the areas where large towns and rural countryside directly connect.
First identified and officially classified within the M25 in a housing estate on the outskirts of North West London in 2009 these creature have now been identified across the UK and as far as Eastern Europe.
Chumpkin, Ongar, Rickmansworth, a few spotted in Bermondsey (but they may have been of the travelling community)
when a man jacks off while taking a shit
i was so hard up for a blumpkin, i gave myself a chumpkin.
chumpkins is something you say when you are just feeling good. like when you work out and take a hot shower or you just finish masturbating and are sitting back with a beer.
"What you up to man?"
"Chillin, watchin South Park with a Corona"
"Chumpkins dude"
"Über chumpkins"
Receiving a blow job while eating a cheeseburger.
I was sitting on my couch eating a cheeseburger, while my girl was giving me a chumpkin.