A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of a squat while T-posing with OK hands~!
Me: I AM CLOUCHING TO ASSERT DOMINANCE
Friend: *Stares in confuse* *DOSE CLOUCH*
Both: WE ASSERT DOMINANCE TOGETHER!
Verb, to collapse on one's couch. Combination of the words 'collapse' and 'couch'.
"I'm so tired, I'm going to go home and clouch."
Slumping while sitting on the couch. Usually used to describe the actions of lazy people who watch TV all day long.
Stop clouching and clean house!
Squat till you hit five foot, T-pose with the OK hand.
Me: "I JUST CLOUCHED TO ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Friend: *Stares in confuse* *DOSE CLOUCH*
Both: YASSSSS