Country Dictionary

A homeless man with middle fingers missing on both hands, giving the appearance of crab like claws instead of hands - or clumps.

A Clumpy is also a popular dance move, where a person walks sideways like a crab and imitates picking up cans with their outermost fingers. An odd, distorted face usually accompanies these movements.

Look out for Clumpy down that alley, he'll be after your cans!

Used to describe someone who fat, but not really round. The fat clumps in different places, making him or her look lumpy or made out of play-doh.

"Dude, did you see that hambeast walk by? It was one clumpy motherfucker."

A term of endearment for one whos feet are grossly disproportional to ones frame. This state can be greatly exaggerated by big boots, marble floors and a gormless look.

"that cleaner is clumpy"

A girl thats a little cutie and plump

Nichole Ritchie use to be Clumpie before she went anorexic.

it can be used as an insult or a compliment depending on how you say it.

example 1
person 1. “she was literally so clump bruh.”

person 2. “ew”

example 2

“OMG SHE IS SO CLUMPY IM JEALOUS”

The lumps of undissolved hot chocolate left in the bottom of your mug that taste really grainy or absolutely delicious.

Elliot : Hot chocolate like better tea
Katie : Yeah , but I don't like the Clumpies

The act of giving or receiving a blow job while on the toilet taking a shit.

Kevin was siting on the toilet taking a dump while Britney was on her knees giving him clumpy.