A fork of Rural Dictionary
The art of getting as drunk as humanly possible so that your ability to speak, interact and co-ordinate suddenly escape you. Once Clunked, a person will often only be able to smile in an abnormal way, place hands in one's pockets, fall over continuously and become excessively offensive.
What's up with Luke? I think he's clunked again? Oh Jesus!
Verb - The process of checking in and immediately checking out a document saved in the Desksite document management system - so as to ensure collegues can access your latest contributions.
"Hey, I just clunked that document, so you can rip it to pieces and create more work for me now."
(Adj): The act of getting drunk in a classy manner. A cousin of Crunk and opposite of Trunk.
Person 1: How'd the party go last night? Person 2: It was great! We had wine, champagne, and smelly cheese. We were getting real Clunk until the birthday girl let someone write Cumdumpster on her leg.
The sound made when a larger metaphorical dagger falls to the ground. After an even more harsh comment is made. see clink
"You're a fat prick, mate" "Ooh, clunk"