A fork of Rural Dictionary
While watching porn, right before you bust, the porno switches to an image of a cock or the man's ass not allowing you to achieve maximum bustability.
Ben: Dawg i hadnt jerked it in 7 months after my surgery and when i did for the first time i got Cock Shock.
Liz: DAWGG THAT BLOWS!
When something flicks or nicks the very tip of the penis and a cock-numbing pain results, much like being electrically shocked.
When Kyle flicked Colby's tiny penis, he only nicked the tip, giving Colby a bad case of Cock Shock
When a man is distracted by something, (usually a phone,) and then goes into the bathroom, takes off his pants, and sits down on a freezing cold toilet seat. zapping his balls and causing him to flip the fuck out and probably shit himself or drop his phone.
Steve: Dude what the fuck happened to your phone?
Jack: I was about to take a shit and i got Cock shocked and dropped it.
Steve: aww that fucking sucks!
being in shock of the size of your partner's cock the first time you see it.
the second I pulled it out my girl was cock shocked
A woman's brief loss of conciousness from having an unusually large penis enter her anus far more quickly and deeply than expected.
It was a difficult start but she loosened up considerably once cock-shock set in.
verb. The act of shocking someone unexpectedly with an image of a penis, typically one that is very large or a graphic scene depicting multiple cocks.
Types of cock shocks include: a. sending a link to an image of a cock with the recipient expecting a benign link, b. changing someone's wallpaper on their computer or phone screen to an image of a cock without them knowing it, or c. having an image of a cock on your computer screen as someone joins your screen for sharing.
John: Can you send me that link with the directions?
Bill: Sure. Here is the link.
John: Oh my god, that is disgusting!
Bill: Cock shock!!!
During the wedding, Tommy secretly changed the wallpaper of three people's phones to images of giant cocks, thus carrying out a cock shock trifecta.
When you build up static electricity and use your penis to shock another person, preferably a sleeping female or bro.
I can't believe you just cock shocked me, bro. Doesn't that hurt your cock?