Country Dictionary

Something you'll never get.

See that beta over there? He aint ever gonna get no pussy

What most people in the UK would call a cat.

{Harold}: Come here David! I want you to stroke my pussy. {David}: Uh...um...no thank you Harold; only females would have pus...O THAT KIND OF PUSSY!!! The hell! Why didn't you just say cat?!?

A person who is scared or lame af.

Me: mar jump off the bridge Mar: hell no Me: you're such a fucking pussy

Something warm, wet, snuggly and sometimes furry that you can eat and still fuck it afterwords. The only thing I know that can bleed for seven days and not die.

I ate her pussy and then fucked it.

Food eaten by men and lesbians.

"Did your man eat your pussy?," asked Jane. "No," said June, "I let a lesbian make a meal out of my pussy." "To each its' own," said Jane.

dessert

After eating KFC, I had pussy for dessert.

A mitten for your dick.

Sweety it's cold out you should really put on your pussy. Thanks mom see you after school.