A fork of Rural Dictionary
CoolFace is the coolest name in the world. It started out as a replacement for the name "Cloud" in Final Fantasy 7 because the originator had thought that "Cloud" had "a cool face". From there, it has evolved to a name used by 1337 Starcraft players.
Gosh CoolFace, Don't cannon rush me you cuntwaffle.
The facial expression one makes to silently assert one's innocence under the scrutinous eye of an authority figure, typically involing squinted eyes and a large. toothy grin.
Not to be confused with the trollface.
Troll2: "Oh shit, it's the cops! Put on your coolface!"
Troll1: *rolls down window*
Cop: "Son, do you know how f-"
Troll1: *coolface* "Problem, officer?"
Troll1: *coolface*
Troll1: *coolface*
Cop: Get the fuck out of here.