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The facial expression one makes to silently assert one's innocence under the scrutinous eye of an authority figure, typically involing squinted eyes and a large. toothy grin.
Not to be confused with the trollface.
Troll2: "Oh shit, it's the cops! Put on your coolface!"
Troll1: *rolls down window*
Cop: "Son, do you know how f-"
Troll1: *coolface* "Problem, officer?"
Troll1: *coolface*
Troll1: *coolface*
Cop: Get the fuck out of here.
CoolFace is the coolest name in the world. It started out as a replacement for the name "Cloud" in Final Fantasy 7 because the originator had thought that "Cloud" had "a cool face". From there, it has evolved to a name used by 1337 Starcraft players.
Gosh CoolFace, Don't cannon rush me you cuntwaffle.