A fork of Rural Dictionary
A virus that causes people to buy way to much toilet paper, and makes kids go through the hell that is online school.
Person 1: YOOOOOOO Walmart is out of toilet paper because of the coronavirus
Person 2: Yeah all of the Karens took it, but I am madder that we have to do online school.
An asshole virus that is making people insecure, and hoard toilet paper. (tp)
Darn! I have no food in the fridge damn Coronavirus!
A phenomenon that causes a sudden disappearance of toilet paper worldwide.
Karen: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY BECKY IM TRYING TO GET EVERY LAST ROLL OF TOILET PAPER IN THIS STORE BECAUSE CORONAVIRUS
A stupid virus which makes people fight over toilet paper, hoard toilet paper and anything lysol.When you choke everyone freaks out.
Chad:*Chokes*
Alex:CORONA!RUN!
Chad:Damn it
Old lady:I found it first
Woman:Give it up you old hag
Walmart Employee: Break it up uglies
coronavirus kills almost everyone in society
A virus that does not last very long because it was made in China.
The Coronavirus won't last long, I mean it was made in China.
The Coronavirus is a virus that fucks up our lives. We can't go out, or do shit. I fucking hate Coronavirus, and you should too.
Aw SHIT. I can't go to the mall with my girls because of The Coronavirus!