A fork of Rural Dictionary
sexual intercourse between the almighty Quagmire and most feminine humans on this earth #giggity
"And here I am mid-coutis with this hooker"
Hepatitis B
Albert was infected by Couties.
Only the best looking person in the world who has a great personality and just looks sooo COOT
Girl 1: Hey is that your friend? Girl 2: Yeah shes a total COUTIE