A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. A dark-gray water dwelling bird resembling a duck. 2. A foolish old man. 3. Seeing how the USC football sucks so consistently, it seems rather offending to good poultry everywhere to call them Gamecocks, so a "coot" is a much more realistic symbol for such an inept football program.
1) Any coots arrested today? 2) He meant jorts, as in jean shorts; you know, the staple of every Coot's wardrobe. -CUhoopster48®
A slang term referring to a middle-aged or old person. Could be insulting depending on intent.
"That old coot."
(slang)- of great shock value. Prounounced C(ewe)T, the longer the "ewe" the more shock value. COOOOOOOOOT vs COOT Synonym of DANG! DAMN! HOLY SMOKES! WOW! CRAP! or even SHOOOOOOOOOOOOT... originating in: Calvert County, MD and spreading like wildfire. Also spelled Koot.
Me to a friend: "I stood in line at the DMV for 6 hours today." Friend to me:"COOT, that's a long time." Use of the long "ewe" Me to friend: "That girl has had 10 STD's in the last year." Friend: "COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT, That's disgusting."
something that is so adorable that it ceases to be cute. its just coote.
1: "omg that puppy is trying to climb into a slipper!" 2: "THATS SO COOTE!"