Country Dictionary

A kind friendly gay male.

Hey CowMan. Looking fine today!

One who messes up his computer, makes games, and is a fool. Don't deny it.

Holy Jeebus! Did you see that cowman!? He be such a fool!

A nigga riding you hardcore with his dick flip flopping in your face

Me and Gerald had a big night of cowmanning yesterday. His cock flew EVERYWHERE!

The most useless, sloppy, job swerving animal to ever grace the planet.

He's been on the dole for 2 years; proper cowman.

1. A man who lives in Burlington, Vermont. He has his own live TV show where he sits in a rocking chair by a table where he takes random calls. His show uses a bad green-screen to show cows walking around in the background. Every so often a cow takes a shit.

2. Quite possibly the best show that I have ever seen.

3. A TV show on VCAM

Did you see Louie The Cowman last night?

Louie The Cowman is the best show ever, dude!

A suspicious hybrid of man and cow and is often associated with flies.
A cowman person can be a very indigenous and independent person.

Person 1: Dude! That person just sang me a song and took all my money!!
Person 2: Looks like you got cowman'd

A pedophile

Look here comes cowman