A fork of Rural Dictionary
To be 'Crangled' is to be intoxicated out of your mind as a result of taking powerful psycho-active drugs, often in a party situation. A portmanteaux of 'Crazy' and 'Mangled'. One who is crangled may be considered 'Crazzler'.
Wanna get crangled? I was crangled last night! I might as well change my name to Christopher K. Crangle because I was TOTALLY crangled last night.
cran.gle Function: Noun Pronunciation: \'crān-guhl\ The crusty area around a person's butthole. Most commonly found in homeless old men who have a poop fetish.
"Daaamn dawg, I just pounded dat old man's crangle" "Oh my gosh Becky look at that old man's crusty crangle"
verb-to lie or cheat on a score, especially in golf matches noun-(crangler)- a person who lies or cheats on a score, especially in golf
Man! One of those guys on my team crangled his score the whole time and won! Ya I know...he's such a crangler
to come up with; for instance, to wrangle or to cook up in a less than desirable way. The word indicates that you are scraping the bottom of the barrel, as it were.
I'll try to crangle up a ride to the show on Friday night.
To be at the butt of one’s prank, with no boundaries of embarrassment or humiliation. Can be used as a similarity of ‘a harsh way to be being made a fool of’.
That’s worse than being Punk'd! You’ve been crangled!