Country Dictionary

A pink smiley with a horizontal hand gesture. See fag, ghey, homo, genmay

You're stho sthuper you wittle cran joo!

The way in which idiots pronounce the word crayon, forgetting that there is a y and an o in the word. Most often found in areas in which inbreeding is prevalent.

Joe: Hey Chris, what's that you've got shoved up your ass there? Chris: Oh, it's a yellow-green cran. Joe: Don't you mean crayon? Chris: No.

The assorted morsels that compose hamster food.

"Diz, would you like some cran?"

An arrogant n00bie, who tries to outdo a vet.

n00b: u don't know wut ur talking about, bush is the best prez evar!1! Vet: STFU, cran!

Unpretentious.

Man that new Mars Volta Album was sooo not cran.

Colorado slang meaning "pussy," "mark," or all around coward. Popularized by Denver's eastside but has since spread through the box state.

That nigga don't wanna run the twos, he a cran! His cran ass be talking to the tees!

Cock riding ass nigga

Stop it you fucking cran