Country Dictionary

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crayonized

The condition of the clothes and the inside of a clothes drier after a child's crayon goes undiscovered through the dry cycle.

After opening the drier to fold the clothes, mom was horrified when she found the clothes and the drier had been crayonized.

by dale338 October 19, 2009

Crayon

1) getting your cray on (see definition for cray) 2) getting crazy, wild, stupid 3) a wax-made colorful writing utensil that is responsible for most artistic childhood memories...the red ones taste the best as made famous by Korean rapper G-Dragon in his song "Crayon"

Guy 1: You still coming to the party? Guy 2: Yeah man gotta get my crayon

by rgrant2504 September 16, 2012

crayons

if u don’t smell like crayons then leave.

me: yall know damn well what crayons i’m talking about

by haha lol xd November 04, 2020

crayon

A device made by superior beings. It is constructed out of rugged wax and has color added to it in it's liquid form. Once cooled and a label slapped on it. The Crayon can be used to create or destroy.

"Ah, nothing like coloring some pictures"

by Windexter April 16, 2003

Crayons

Wonderful devices built for consumption.

Some kid tried to make me eat a crayon when I was in like 3rd grade. I knew better than that, so I went and drank some gasoline! :)

by Not Zane September 21, 2004

Crayon

A 20-something female who is incapable of individual thought and is highly dependent on others. She feels superior to her peers and is unaware of her own unpopularity. Often found in a clique of crayons, in which every crayon mimics the others in dress or behavior (all wearing Toms shoes, all holding Starbucks cups, etc). Often found still living with her parents or at a trashy club.

The crayons all arrived to the party wearing the same dress and hid in a corner talking smugly about everyone else.

by Curlygirl April 13, 2013