A fork of Rural Dictionary
Proper noun. Man with small penis whom dates controlling women. Goes well with rye bread.
Often found engaged in Crotchrotting Circle
Geeze, we need one more man for football. Where's Crotchrot?
A newfound Sexually Transmitted Disease that develops on the surface of the crotchal region when a man or woman conducts sexual acts with a member of the undead. Oral, manual or all out sexual stimulation will result in the infection of "Crotchrot." A highly contageous Infection with no found cure in existance. Converts the Penis or Vagina into flesh eating undead genitals. Comforatable sex can only be had with other infected individuals
(Dan): Hey Bill, I heard your girlfried became another victim to the Undead Plauge going around. I'm sorry to hear that. Did you at least have sex with her one last time before she died?
(Bill): Sex, yes... Before, No... But she had only been Undead for a few minutes.
(Dan): Come on, i'll take you to get checked for Crotchrot
The phenomenon of a vagina, labia, or clitoris that smells like a dead trout or maybe even a fart. It's is never pleasant to stick your face in, leaves a stink on your fingers for weeks, and usually leaves a little something in your room/bed sheets for a day or two...or more. Common of soccer and hockey players.
I hate the smell of crotchrot. Close your legs, I'm going to vomit.
If you leave a wet bathing suit on too long, your penis will develop a painful rash
Aw man, this crotchrot is killing me, ill be waddling for the rest of the day.
1) A condition in which the genitalia of a man or woman is foul or rotting away.
2) A sexually transmitted disease.
I fooled around without a condom and acquired a bad case of crotchrot.
A small gathering of men. Central is the discussion of tools, power tools, and crotchrot.
Antonym: Crochetting Circle
Dang, man. We better get down to the crotchrotting circle before we miss ragging on crot.