A fork of Rural Dictionary
getting a boner while thinking of the famous Poke'mon Cubone
"Dude i totally got a Cuboner last night, it was great."
Any word or phrase repeatedly misused, out of context, until it becomes an accepted alternative to the actual word or phrase. Usually occurs within the work place and the mistake goes uncorrected due to the unintentional humor factor among those who know the true usage.
The boss was speaking Cubonics when he told us to "teak" the presentation.
to stop someone from saying something stupid, or to make someone do something.
"Just..... cubon."
"So do you want to slay the enemies of yonder?" "no." "dude, cubon."
when a coworker in the neighboring cube is in a foul mood and it becomes contagious
Carl had a shitty night last night, and brought his bad mood to the office. He's spreading the cubonic plague.