A fork of Rural Dictionary
The uniquely smelling fart that came from an ass that has cum fermenting inside of it.
The hike in the Alps was daunting but was made especially trying by Alex's cum farts Those yogurt packages are so yummy but they give me the cum farts
When a man busts while doing anal and they proceed to fart out the nut.
Me: Your mom gave the biggest cum fart last night.
As described in the podcast Comedy Bang Bang, when an individual who collects cum in his anal cavity is then asked by his girlfriend to impregnate her, he uses a Cum Fart, ie. farting the cum into the girlfriend pussy.
Her: Honey is about time for us to start a family. Him: Open wide, the cum fart is a-cumming!
To Squeeze Skeet Skeet out of a Ass or VAg
Guy: Dude shes such a Cum Whore she made the loudest Cum Fart ever Guy: No Way!
1. When a male or female has just had anal sex and they proceed to fart afterwards. 2. After one cums in their partners ass, their partner proceeds to fart. This usually ends up causing a bit of a splatter. Sometimes a neat sound effect. 3. A kind of porno, usually consisting of a male and a female. THe male buttfucks her and she farts cum.
1. Man 1: Oh dude it was so nasty! Man 2: What? Man 1: I was having anal sex with Jenny last night and about 5 minutes later she lets out this enormous cum fart Man 2: That is nasty... 2. "Dude did you here about Jenny last night...she cum farted right after fucking mike." 3. Go to google. Type in cum farters Click on one of the links. Try to watch it.
n. A secretion of male ejaculate that exits the anus while farting, sometime after anal sex. It could be right after the sex or five hours later.
Standing in line for the subway, Jennie realized that she was now sporting a stain left by her cum fart.
When one man ejaculates presumably in another males bootyhole, the other man then begins farting until it spews out like a volcano. At this point he does a backbend letting it leak out into a bowl pre filled with his favorite cereal and then eats it as a desert.
Come on Robert I’m hungry let’s cum fart