A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of putting a curtain between two males as they engage sexualy with a female situated in the middle. This lets the threesome occur without either male witness the others sweaty leering face and cumface. Reducing the result of a turn off. High fives may still occur around the side of the curtain.
"Curtaining." is so much better for my eyes."
"Jack and James curtained Jill last night."
It's curtainsthe ending of something or realizing it's over with or done for
When issac hit his face on the floor he knew it was curtains
The hairstyle in which shorter hair is parted in the middle, leaving 2 sections on either side. If you have this hairstyle there is a 60% higher chance someone will fall in love with you.
rick: woah look that kid got curtains
jas: there’s now a 60% higher chance of me falling in love with him
A slang term for the female labia majora
Oh, my curtains are dead itchy today
N. skirt
Adj. the description of gettin into said skirt.
Adj. a way of life by frequently getting into said skirt.
K: Meff man u open them curtains yet?!?!?!?!?!
Meff: Not yet! I think they are titanium lined!!!!